Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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