Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
