I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
i think i just lost a toe
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I am mentally ready for anal.
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