i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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