Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
wow bdsm is so cute
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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