how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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