Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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