I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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