cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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