Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He uses pillows to masturbate.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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