let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
