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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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