its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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