hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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