waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i used baking grease as lip gloss
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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