what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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