We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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