He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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