I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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