I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Randomize
