he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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