So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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