we have officially mastered the walk of shame
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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