i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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