Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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