i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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