Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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