I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
