LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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