That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
