Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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