high people should be assigned attendants
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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