Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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