Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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