hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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