so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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