So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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