A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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