All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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