everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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I need you to use more vowels.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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