just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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