Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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