Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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