In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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