is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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