Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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