I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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