Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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