Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I want her autograph on my taint
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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