Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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